January 2010
15 posts
Peewee!
johannaparker:
DAISY VS. THE SQUASH
What should my yearbook quote be?
erockappel:
“The Big Dog” Trailer
A few months ago, my awesome employers at Funny or Die told me they would like to see me try and branch out and do something longer than your standard 3 to 5 minute sketch. My good friend Charlie Sanders had just moved here from NY, so we got together and wrote a 19 page script based on a character he used to do in his one-man show at UCB, “You’re Welcome For...
Locked Out
So, today I got home from school, and I looked in my backpack and I didn’t have my key! So, I tried all the doors on the first floor and they were all locked. Then I tried A window which I have used to get into the house before. It was locked. So, I remembered we had a balcony. I tried climbing up but it was too high. Then I put a chair there to climb on and it was still too high. Then I put...
Notable times I got in trouble at school (in...
Pre-K
Throwing dirt into playground
Kindegarten
Getting up at Nap Time and singing
Forgetting my show and tell every time
1st Grade
Got my name on the board (that’s a bad thing) literally every day.
I think I tried to steal a poster
2nd Grade
I was throwing toy cars at desks. I was told to stop about five times. Then I got yelled at.
3rd Grade
I was told to give something to the...